Showing posts with label Bank sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bank sms. Show all posts

Wednesday, 24 May 2017

Ye Ghar he ya SBI?

๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

เคฌेเคŸा: เคชाเคชा, เคฎैं เคชाเคฐ्เคŸी เค•े เคฒिเค เค…เคชเคจे เคฆोเคธ्เคค เค•े เค˜เคฐ เคœा เคธเค•เคคा เคนूँ ?

เคชिเคคाเคœी: เคฎुเคเคธे เคฎเคค เคชूเค›ो, เค…เคชเคจी เคฎाँ เคธे เคชूเค›ो।

เคฎाँ: เคฎुเคเคธे เคฎเคค เคชूเค›ो, เค…เคชเคจे เคชिเคคाเคœी เคธे เคชूเค›ो।

เคฌेเคŸा: เคฏे เคธाเคฒा เค˜เคฐ เคนै เคฏा เคญाเคฐเคคीเคฏ เคธ्เคŸेเคŸ เคฌैंเค• เค•ी เคฌ्เคฐांเคš
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Tuesday, 4 April 2017

Garmiyo me Ghoom ne layak Thandi jagah - Funny SMS

เค—เคฐ्เคฎिเคฏों เคฎें เค˜ूเคฎเคจे เคฒाเคฏเค• เค เคฃ्เคกी เคœเค—เคน :
1) HDFC BANK
2) ICICI BANK
3) AXIS BANK
4) KOTAK MAHENDRA BANK
5) IDBI BANK

เคญुเคฒเค•เคฐ เคญी SBI, BOB, UBI
เค†เคฆि เคฌैंเค•ो เคฎें เคจเคนी เคœाเคจा เคฏเคนाँ
A.C. SLOW เคšเคฒเคคा เคนै।
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Friday, 10 March 2017

Indians paying Tax SMS

Why do Indians resist paying taxes ?

Interesting thoughts on why Indian resist paying taxes, in an open letter to the Prime Minister.

Forwarded as received:

Dear Modiji,

This is what we honest citizens feel about our Governments - Central and State...

On behalf of professionals & businessmen, I am sending you some facts ..

Please try to unnderstand.

We are not doing Tax '"Chori"'... this is tax saving (a bit of evading too).

This is to ensure security of our family, kids and their future for any adversity.

1. We bought Generators/Inverter in our houses, because Govt. failed to provide constant electricity⚡ ๐ŸŒ†

2. We installed submersible pumps, because Govt. failed to provide water. ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿšฟ

3. We hired own security guards, because Govt. failed to provide security ๐Ÿšจ

4. We send our kids to private schools, because Govt failed to provide good education in public schools. ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“š

5. We headed for private hospitals to avail proper care and treatment, because Govt. failed to provide good public hospitals.

6. We bought ๐Ÿš— ๐Ÿš—cars because Govt. failed to provide good transportation. ๐Ÿš๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿš„๐Ÿš†๐Ÿš

Finally.., what the tax payer gets in return at the retirement, when he needs most to survive ?

Nothing, no social security.

But instead all his hard earned income resource is used by Government to distribute subsidies and freebies in the name of welfare schemes among masses to buy "free votes" to those who don't pay any taxes.

Above all what Govt do with our (tax) money?

Open courts-which do not give judgement.

Open police station which works for politicians only and not protect citizens.

Open hospital which do not treat us well.

Build roads wherein 40-100% of money spent goes in vain due to corruption.

Endless list....

Like western democracies, if Indian Government could provide all the above, why would anyone save taxes ?

We all know that the major tax revenues collected from us are consumed by Government officials and politicians (billions of dollars ๐Ÿ’ต are lying in foreign banks).

A manufacturer works at a margin of between 2% to 10% , whereas government needs 30% of his income to cover it's expenditure. How fair it is all ?

That's the reason no one wants to pay ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐtaxes.

We save taxes for our necessities, family, for our old age, for our safety, security and this phenomenon is the sign of failure of Government in discharging it's own functions fairly and efficiently. Governmentin alone is responsible for this.๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

But on other hand...

We challenge that if Govt announces that Rs.1000 crore is required for Indian Army or floods or earthquake victims !!!

The same amount will be deposited within couple of days by these "Tax Savers" only.

We will come forward with open hearts.

My dear friends,

If you agree with this opinion please forward this until the Government realises.

We shall not only forward this but now time has come we all shall discuss and put this view openly / strongly/boldly through all associations because Govt is openly calling all เคฌเคˆเคฎाเคจ and we notice Govt official continue to black mail us and we notice there is not one percent fall in asking of bribe..
 Circulate this message as widely & briskly as possible so that rhe Govt is compelled to atleast pay cognisance for our common  good.._

So hurry ladies and gentlemen!!

Wednesday, 8 March 2017

Indian Bank Charges Funny SMS

เชนเชœુ เชฅોเชกા เชฆિเชตเชธ เชชเช›ી เชœો เชฌેંเช• เชจી เชธાเชฎે เชฅી เชจીเช•เชณเชคા เชฆેเช–ાเชฃા เชคો เชชเชฃ เช…เช•ોเช‰เชจ્เชŸ เชฎાંเชฅી เซงเซซเซฆ เชฐૂเชชિเชฏા เช•ાเชชી เชฒેเชตાเชถે. - RBI

Indian Government Banks sms

Banks to charge Rs.150 after 4 cash transaction
Banks have started to increase transaction fee!

Service tax has gone up big time and will increase even more!

We were taxed for earning money.
We are taxed for spending money.
We were taxed for hoarding money.
We are taxed for withdrawing money.
We are taxed for depositing money.
We are taxed for service money
We are taxed (cess)for education
We are taxed for Swatch Bharat
We are taxed for purchase
We are taxed for sales
We are taxed for manufacturing
We are taxed for public Utility
Earning is a crime.
Saving is a crime.
Spending is a crime.
Donating to Political Parties is the only good act.
๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
PLEASE SEND TO ALL YOUR GROUPS.